British pop star ROBBIE WILLIAMS and soccer ace David Beckham are rumoured to star in DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - as a gay couple.
The pair are show creator's Marc Cherry's top choices to play the best friends of another homosexual couple - the latest characters to move into Wisteria Lane.
"David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours' best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty (Britain). "We haven't had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together. "David's keen, and we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one. They're both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully... the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up."
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